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Disclaimer
For fun and practice. Not investment, legal, or business advice.
Scores come from a fixed, transparent rubric in code: no AI model and no real people. The judges are fictional. Your pitch is not stored.
What this is
A practice tool. A fixed set of rules looks for common pitch strengths (a specific customer, a named pain, numbers, a channel) and common problems (buzzwords, vague audiences, "X for Y" comparisons) and turns them into scores and joke lines from five fictional judges.
What it is not
It is not investment, legal, financial, or business advice, and it is not a prediction of whether anyone will fund, buy, or use your product. A high score does not mean a business is good, and a low score does not mean it is bad. Real investors and customers judge things this tool cannot see. The judges do not represent any real person, firm, or fund.
Your data
There is no database, login, or tracking. Your pitch is scored on the page you request and is not stored. Share links carry the pitch inside the URL, so anyone you send a link to can read the pitch. Don't paste anything confidential.